A blonde decides to get a job as a handywoman and goes round knocking on people’s doors to let them know she’s working in the area. At one house a man opens the door and after hearing her out says ‘Actually there is something you can do for me, I need my porch painted. All the paint and everything you need are over there. How much can you do it for?’ the girl thinks and says ‘I could do it for you for £100.’ ‘Brilliant.’ The man says. ‘Let me know once you’re done.’ When he goes back in, his wife asks him ‘Does she realise the porch goes all the way around the house?’ to which he replies ‘I should hope so, she was standing on it.’ A while later, the girl comes inside and says ‘All done, and there was enough paint left over that i cold give it two coats. The man is astounded at how quickly she did t and hands over the £100. The girl thanks him and gets ready to leave. Just as she’s walking out the door she turns and says to him ‘Oh and by the way, it’s not a porch, it’s a Lamborghini’.